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Cock of the Fifth Year

from Imploding by The Empty Page

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It's about overbearing, overconfident men

lyrics

Here comes Johnny taking over the pavement
All overblown and overgrown and grandiose
He was the cock of the fifth year and look at him now
He's a wanker in a Parka staring everyone out

Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons

Who says you get to push to the front, mate
You're all shovey and grabby and me me me me
You were the cock of the fifth year and look at you now
You're that arsehole in the chippy with a one-volume mouth

Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons
Lock up your sons

It's just the sense of entitlement

He's a LinkedIn narcissist
He's a hipster capitalist
He's a self-proclaimed philanthropist

He's a Tinder predator
He's a keyboard warrior
He's a conspiracy theorist

He's a humourless henchman
He's an insecure copper
He's a sociopathic CEO

He's a furious nice guy
He's a furious nice guy

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from Imploding, track released February 19, 2024

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