Our latest design, in tribute to our new single 'He's Very Good At Swimming' in white on soft style tees.
Imploding Long Sleeve Tee [PRE ORDER LIMITED TIME ONLY]
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Imploding – Limited Edition CD (with bonus tracks)
£10 GBP
Live tee (white)
£15 GBP
Live tee (bright pink)
£15 GBP
Imploding – Limited Edition 12" Vinyl Record
£25 GBP
2022 Hypnotic Cat Tee
£15 GBP
Unfolding – Limited edition coloured (transparent seafoam) heavyweight 12" vinyl
£15 GBP
Unfolding – Compact Disc
£5 GBP
When The Cloud Explodes – When The Cloud Explodes Ltd 7"
£6 GBP
You're Tame / He's Very Good At Swimming – You're Tame / He's Very Good At Swimming 7" splatter vinyl
£6 GBP
Fuzz Pedal Tee
£8 GBP
Baseball tee with 'Goo-ey' design
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He's Very Good At Swimming - grey tee
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'Goo-ey' tote bag
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He's Very Good At Swimming - screen print (Limited to 20)
£5 GBP
Goo-ey T-shirt
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