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Imploding

by The Empty Page

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  • Streaming + Download

    Pre-order of Imploding. You get 5 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    Purchasable with gift card
    releases May 10, 2024

      £10 GBP  or more

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Imploding on splatter 12" vinyl record - Limited to just 150 copies each in splatter (lilac, red and blue) or ECOVIN black

    Includes digital pre-order of Imploding. You get 5 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    shipping out on or around May 10, 2024
    edition of 300 

      £25 GBP or more 

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    A CD version of the album Imploding plus three bonus tracks (You're Tame, He's Very Good at Swimming and When The Cloud Explodes) that have never been available on CD before.

    Includes digital pre-order of Imploding. You get 5 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    shipping out on or around May 10, 2024
    edition of 300 

      £10 GBP or more 

     

  • Imploding Long Sleeve Tee [PRE ORDER LIMITED TIME ONLY]
    T-Shirt/Shirt

    A long-sleeved version of our simple album tee to celebrate the release of Imploding. We are selling these pre-order only so you have until 12 April to order so we can get them printed with the tees for the tour!

    The regular short sleeve version of this tee will only be available at gigs in May. Any leftover after the tour will go on sale on Bandcamp. If you would like us to make sure there is a particular size available at the merch desk above 3xl, please let us know!

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1.
Dry Ice 03:20
Fire escape vapour Tommy Girl and sweat and hairspray Stomach is pulsing It's a disco convulsion And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spin in the dry ice Pull on your good jeans You are the queen of the freak scene Chips on the night bus Sick on your new shoes but what a buzz And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spin in the dry ice disco convulsion disco convulsion disco convulsion disco convulsion And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spinning spinning spinning in the dry ice And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spin in the dry ice
2.
Here comes Johnny taking over the pavement All overblown and overgrown and grandiose He was the cock of the fifth year and look at him now He's a wanker in a Parka staring everyone out Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Who says you get to push to the front, mate You're all shovey and grabby and me me me me You were the cock of the fifth year and look at you now You're that arsehole in the chippy with a one-volume mouth Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons It's just the sense of entitlement He's a LinkedIn narcissist He's a hipster capitalist He's a self-proclaimed philanthropist He's a Tinder predator He's a keyboard warrior He's a conspiracy theorist He's a humourless henchman He's an insecure copper He's a sociopathic CEO He's a furious nice guy He's a furious nice guy
3.
Coffins snap shut Sooner than you expect What's left When the land that you glimpsed as a kid Through a gap in the clouds Evaporates now As you pick at the scabs of regret Life is a wave Life is a wave It's only when your world stops turning That you can see what you had All those ladders That turned out to be snakes The times you were blinded by the strip light migraines If you dwell on the swivel chair years That went by in a blur of bad decisions They say there's a lesson in that But is there Or is life just a wave Bright green on a black screen It carries your weight Then breaks Life is a wave Bright green on a black screen It carries your weight Then breaks Then breaks It's only when the world stops turning That you can see what you had A vast expanse of love And pain that vows to drown you The big questions The small hours And a frustrating lack of answers
4.
Medication Nation
5.
I'm a White Hot Blade
6.
Gorge (Oh Well)
7.
Got no inclination to drag myself out of my bed Caught in glue trap gnawing at my leg I'm flattened on my belly Staring at the telly Oprah, Ricki, Jerry I'm sedentary Got no inspiration fizzing in my empty glass Somehow I always miss my motivation class I'm flattened on my belly Flat like February Bed like a mortuary I'm sedentary Security smothers me It doesn't know its own strength And I, I, I, oh I can't breathe That's my level I'm leaden, I'm tethered, I'm levelled out That's my level I'm leathered, unleavened, I'm levelled out I'm Vonnegut I'm Plath, I'm Proust, I'm Bonnie Grape, I'm Charlie Brown Sometimes I want to sleep forever
8.
The weak are the meat that the strong eat The poor are the meat that the rich eat Power's a drug Money's a bluff It's all made up We slide into dystopia Clawing at the tilting glass Our friends are going under Big nasty palpitations Coping mechanisms failing The blood on their hands is congealing And layering Everyone's numb Big red button Under his thumb We slide into dystopia Clawing at the tilting glass Our friends are going under Big nasty palpitations Everyone's numb Big red button Under his thumb Power's a drug Money's a bluff It's all corrupt We slide into dystopia Clawing at the tilting glass Our friends are going under Big nasty palpitations
9.
Leaf Thin
10.
What Happens Now?

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This is our long-awaited second album. It was recorded over a turbulent few years at Eve Studios. Produced, mixed and recorded by Morton Kong with assistance from Luke Clarke. Mastered by Cicely Balston. We have poured everything we've got into this. We hope you love it.

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releases May 10, 2024

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The Empty Page Manchester, UK

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